what do you think would happen if i
died (i'm atheist)-and found saints peter and paulwaiting to question me at
the pearly gates of heaven- do you think if l turned on the water works and
said ''i'm sorry, l do accept jesus do you think they'd let me slide
through the gates and l can frolic with white bunnies in heaven for all
eternity? (same tactic works for cops, sometimes)
No. That will be just a dream.
.instead, you will be introduced to St. Queef of Barnaby to fine-tune your
queefing skills (((puddles)))
you need God in your heart always before you die we call it
being saved. Realize that God loves you. realize everyone is a sinner.
realize that sin hes a price that must be paid. realize that Jesus Christ
died to pay your price.ask Christ to be your Savior, and claim His
promised of eternal life.
Free lunch is only a belief.
you wont have to worry about peter and paul, because jesus is
the judge. you will not have to persuade him in any way, because he can
peer into your heart.
believing is doing.
No it doesn't work that way..
I always show the cops my boobs. It works for me.
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